Hello Internet!
How have you been? I won’t lie. I’ve kind of missed you. Like a lot. Even though there are probably only two people who read this that aren’t related to me. I missed you crappy blog, with your irritating system and lack of firefighters with bacon there to hold my hand while I try to figure out why I’m worrying so much about comment boxes when I’m holding the hand of a firefighter with bacon! Ok sorry Internet. I got distracted and then confusing and incoherent. But bacon! Firefighters! With bacon! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Letting it go. Where was I? Oh yeah!
I’m a lazy blogger. Or… well yeah. Lazy blogger. And I also feel kind of bad about the shoddy state of things around here. I’ve been thinking about getting fancy. You know, less blurry photos, weighed ingredients… maybe I’ll even cuss less… ok, maybe not but I could try. But to do this sort of thing right I’m pretty sure that I’d have to do those terrifying cody things with the giberish that turns into techno magic. Ugh. So maybe that’s not happening. And maybe you’re wondering why the heck you’re reading this. I’m not gonna lie, I’m wondering too. I’m not sure I have a point. Ooh, have I told you yet that I have commitment issues? Well really, who doesn’t? But all the same. I was thinking (insert gasps). It’s almost New Years. And there is that whole resolution thing. And I’ve only ever committed to even coming up with a resolution once. There was no way that thing was sticking for 365 days of my life. It just wasn’t gonna happen. But. It’s the eleventh. The eleventh of December. And I can cheat. I can resolve to be a semi decent blogger/human-like being for the short remainder of this year… right?
